IntroThere's An Old Deserted Mansion On An Old Forgotten RoadWhere The Better Ghosts And Goblins Always Hang OutOne Night They Threw A Party In A Manner A La ModeAnd They Cordially Invited All The Gang OutAt A Dark, Bewitchin' Hour When The Fun Was Loud And HeartyA Notorious Wall Flower Became The Life Of The PartyVerse 1Mmm, The Spooks Were Havin' Their Midnight FlingThe Merry Makin' Was In Full SwingThey Shrieked Themselves Into A Cheerful TranceWhen The Skeleton In The Closet Started To DanceNow A Goblin Giggled With Fiendish GleeA Shout Rang Out From A Big BansheeAmazement Was In Every Ghostly GlanceWhen The Skeleton In The Closet Started To DanceBridgeAll The Witches Were In Stitches While His Steps Made Rhythmic ThumpsAnd They Nearly Dropped Their Broomsticks When He Tried To Do The BumpsCodaYou Never Heard Such Unearthly Laughter, Such Hilarious GroansWhen The Skeleton In The Closet Rattled His Bones
