From The Album "Grown Man" (1995)Intro| 1 2 3 4 | 1 2 3 4 ||==================|=============|Verse 1Well It Stumbles And It Falls Off Of Almost Every TongueGive A Listen And You'll HearIt's Workin' Like A Landmine In Almost Every SentenceIt's An Assault To My Mind's EarYeah It Might Have Started Back With Jack KerouacProbably More Than Likely It Was Maynard G. KrebsIt's The 4 Letter Word That Used To Mean 'As If'And The Meaning's Covered In CobwebsCobwebsVerse 2Used To Be A Preposition Then It Was A ConjunctionNow It's Used As An Audible PauseOh I Hate It When I Hear It Especially When I See ItGotta Stamp It Out There Ought To Be Some LawsCollege Boys Valley Girls Mall Rats GrandmammasEverybody's Mis-Usin' That WordI Heard It Four Times In One Poor Little SentenceIt Was The Saddest Sound I Ever Have HeardChorusCobwebsCobwebsCobwebsBridgeI Suppose You Could Blame It On My GenerationChickens From The 60S Finally Comin' Into RoostI've Been Sayin' It Myself For Over 30 Years NowJust To Give My Cool Quota Just A Little Bitty Kind Of A BoostBut When I Hear It, I Can't Stand ItEspecially Coming Out Of The Mouths Of One Of My Own KidsIt's Been Taught And God, What Have We Wrought?Give A Listen Here, What Do We Dig?Verse 3I Prefer Ah Or ErYou Can Rest AssuredIf You're Sayin' What You Mean Then It Don't Mean A ThingIt's Just An Ugly Little 4 Letter WordDoesn't Anybody Care Or Am I The Only One?Am I Just Stuck Back In Some Kind Of A Past?Maybe It's Harmless But It Feels Like A VirusAnd It Sounds Like It's Catchin' On FastChorusCobwebsCobwebsVerse 4Well It Stumbles And It Falls Off Of Almost Every TongueGive A Listen And You'll HearIt's Workin' Like A Landmine In Almost Every SentenceIt's An Assault To My Mind's EarYeah It Might Have Started Back With Jack KerouacProbably More Than Likely It Was Maynard G. KrebsIt's The 4 Letter Word That Used To Mean 'As If'And The Meaning's Covered In CobwebsOutroCobwebs, Doesn't Mean A ThingCobwebs, Little Bitty BoostJack KerouacCobwebsMaynard G. KrebsCobwebs
