IntroVerse 1If I Was A Glass Of VodkaMaybe You Would Actually WannaPut Your Lips On Me And Just Drift AwayWe Could Stay Up All Night TogetherI Could Make You Feel So Much BetterAt Least Until You Wake Up The Next DayPre-ChorusI'd Kiss You, Make You TipsyI'd Fuck You 'Til You're DizzyI Could Be The Thing You Wanna TasteChorusIf I Was Your ViceI'd Make You Feel Good, Get You HighIf I Could Be Enough To Drown The Bitter OutThen You Wouldn't Have To Wake Up On The FloorIf You Could Trade Me ForYour Whiskey And CokeInterludeVerse 2If I Was A Glass Of ChampagneI Could Make You Feel Like A Champ, BabeI Could Mix Some Sparkle Into All That Sad (Ah-Ah-Ah)Make You Feel Warm And FuzzyDrown Out All The Bad With BubblyMake You Feel Like Your Life Ain't In The TrashPre-ChorusYeah, I'd Kiss You, Make You TipsyI'd Fuck You 'Til You're DizzyGive You Quite The Buzz And Make It LastChorusIf I Was Your ViceI'd Make You Feel Good, Get You HighIf I Could Be Enough To Drown The Bitter OutThen You Wouldn't Have To Wake Up On The FloorIf You Could Trade Me ForYour Whiskey And CokePost-Chorus(Oh-Oh-Oh)Your Whiskey And Coke(Oh-Oh-Oh) OhOutroIf I Was A Glass Of Red WineMaybe You Would Let Me Into Your MindMaybe I Could Help You Sleep Or Help You CopeI Could Fish You Out From The Deep EndI Could Take The Edge Off The Feeling You Can't IgnoreIf You Could Trade Me ForYour Whiskey And Coke
