InstrumentsVerse 1I Spent Months Gazing At Him, Sitting 'Cross The HallHis Dark Hair, His Glasses, Perfect OverallHe Looked So Serious, He Was MysteriousOne Tuesday He Caught Me Sneaking In A StareHe Shot Me A Smile, I Nearly Tumbled Out My ChairHe Said, "Who Are You? My Name Is James"And That's When I Fell Into The FlamesHookTurns Out He's A Fool That James, Oh, JamesOh, How I Wasted My Days Oh, Dreaming, Dreaming Of JamesVerse 2He Said, "Do You Like Museums? They're Open Late Tonight"How About We Go Together, Just You And IAnd Maybe We Can Have A Drink Or Two I'd Like To Learn About YouBut James Just Thought It Was AlrightTo Go Ahead And Talk About Himself All NightThen He Really Felt He Had To Say That He'd Be A Millionaire One DayInstrumentsOutroMy Eyes Rolled To The Back Of My Head It Seemed Like The Night Would Never EndAt One Point I Just Stopped Listening His Voice Just Became Too SickeningInstruments
