Verse 1I’m A Waitress Back In Houston, I’m A Stripper In LaI’m A Prom Queen Cutie Back In Albequerque, With A Plan To Get AwayI’m A Poet Up In Soho I’m A West Virginia WifeWho’s Picking Up For That Dumb Mothertrucker For Too Long In My LifeChorusPaint Me A Cowboy With A Lone Star LassoThat Can Rope Me Up And Tie Me Down In The Southwest PlainsPaint Me A Cowboy, A Sky Lonesome FeelingAnd A Misty Eye Good Bye And A Month AwayVerse 2I’m A Fiddler Down In San Antone, Who’s Been Off The Road Too LongI’m A Sunday School Teacher Back In Baton Rouge, Who’s Jesus Has Up And GoneI’m A Quarter Horse Rider In Coeur D’alene, And I’m A Poker Playing FoolWho Lost One Month’s Pay In One Short Day, And All I Got Left Is This SongChorusPaint Me A Cowboy With A Lone Star LassoThat Can Rope Me Up And Nail Me Down In The Southwest PlainsPaint Me A Cowboy, A Sky Lonesome FeelingAnd A Misty Eye Good Bye And A Month AwayVerse 3I’m A 57 Mustang And I’m A Slow Ride Down The CoastI’m A Trailer Park Tramp Back In Santa Cruz Who’s Just Seen The Holy GhostAnd I’m A San Fran Fortune Teller Yeah I Can Reads The Palms Of MenAnd The Lines In My Hand Is A Promise Land But I Still Ain’t Getting AnyChorusPaint Me A Cowboy With A Lone Star LassoThat Can Rope Me Up And Nail Me Down In The Southwest PlainsPaint Me A Cowboy, A Sky Lonesome FeelingAnd A Misty Eye Good Bye And A Month Away