(From The 2026 Album Hello, Honky Tonk)IntroVerse 1Who Gets The HorsesWhen Cowgirls Get Divorces?Do They Split The Homemade Weed?Is It All Joint Custody?Do Tornadoes Have A Quota?Do They Just Hate Oklahoma?Why's The Porch The Place To BeWhen It's Coming After Me?ChorusHell, I Don't KnowI Just Keep On Asking WhyGuess I Like To Sit And PonderLet 'Em Roll 'Round In My MindAnd Then They GoLike The Day You Up And Left MeHow Does One Heart Get So Heavy?Why Do Cowboys Like To Roam?Hell, I Don't Know, OohVerse 2Why Do You Park In A DrivewayAnd Don't Get High On The Highway?Why Do We Give Each Other FlowersWhen We Know They're Gonna Die?Why's It Gotta Be So DarkJust So You Can See The Stars?Why's It Wake Me In The Morning?Why's It Keep Me Up All Night?ChorusHell, I Don't KnowI Just Keep On Asking WhyGuess I Like To Sit And PonderLet 'Em Roll 'Round In My MindAnd Then They GoLike The Day You Up And Left MeHow Does One Heart Get So Heavy?Why Do Cowboys Like To Roam?Hell, I Don't Know, OohPost-ChorusOooooooohMmmmmmVerse 3Why Do We Look For Greener Pastures?Where Do We Go In The Afters?Why Do I Get So Damn Lonely?Why Won't You Pick Up The Phone?How Do Birds Know When To Fly?Are We Running Out Of Time?Thinking To Myself, Are Some ThingsJust Better Left Alone?ChorusHell, I Don't KnowI Just Keep On Asking WhyGuess I Like To Sit And PonderLet 'Em Roll 'Round In My MindAnd Then They GoLike The Day You Up And Left MeHow Does One Heart Get So Heavy?Why Do Cowboys Like To Roam?Hell, I Don't Know, OohOutroOooohHell, I Don't Know, OohOoooh
