IntroVerse 1I'm A Closet AlcoholicAnd I Just Learned What To Call ItAnd I Started It In CollegeIn Some Busted-Up ApartmentVerse 2I Drink And Then Regret ItAnd Really, It's Just PatheticAnd I Promise To Get SoberAt My Birthday, Over And Over AgainPre-ChorusI Gotta Go And Make My RoundsThink I Should Tell All Of My FriendsChorusI Found Love In The Places I Hated The Most About MyselfAnd It's Not Even CloseSometimes This Life's Just A Son Of A BitchI Found True Hope When I Wanted To QuitIt Was Hard To AdmitThat I'm PowerlessVerse 3Oh, I Blame It On My MamaAnd I Blame It On My TraumaAnd I Say It Ain't GeneticAnd Really, It's Just PatheticVerse 4I Think That In My BrainThat Everything Should ChangeThen Do Everything The SameThat's Legit The Definition Of InsanePre-ChorusTo Admit That You're A Loser Is SimplyJust Not The American WayChorusI Found Love In The Places I Hated The Most About MyselfAnd It's Not Even CloseSometimes This Life's Just A Son Of A BitchI Found True Hope When I Wanted To QuitIt Was Hard To AdmitThat I'm PowerlessOutroNow I'm Proud Of ItThat I'm Powerless