Johnny Worth - A Pub With No BeerIntroWhat A Terrible Place Is A Pub With No BeerVerseOh It's Lonesome Away From Your Kindred And AllBy The Campfire At Night Where The Wild Dingoes CallBut There's Nothin So Lonesome So Dull Or So DrearThan To Stand In The Bar Of A Pub With No BeerVerse 2Now The Publican's Anxious For The Quota To ComeThere's A Faraway Look On The Face Of The BumThe Maid's Gone All Cranky And The Cook's Acting QueerWhat A Terrible Place Is A Pub With No BeerVerse 3The Stockman Rides Up With His Dry Dusty ThroatHe Breasts Up To The Bar Pulls A Wad From His CoatBut The Smile On His Face Quickly Turns To A SneerWhen The Barman Says Sadly The Pub's Got No BeerVerse 4Then The Swaggy Comes In Smothered In Dust And FliesHe Throws Down His Roll Wipes The Sweat From His EyesBut When He Is Told He Says What's This I HearI've Walked Fifty Miles To A Pub With No BeerVerse 5There's A Dog On The Verandah For His Master He WaitsBut The Boss Is Inside Drinking Wine With His MatesHe Hurries For Cover And He Cringes In FearIt's No Place For A Dog Round A Pub With No BeerVerse 6Old Billy The Blacksmith The First Time In His LifeHas Gone Home Cold Sober To His Darling WifeHe Walks In The Kitchen She Says You're Early Me DearThen He Breaks Down And He Tells Her That The Pub's Got No BeerVerse 7Oh It's Lonesome Away From Your Kindred And AllBy The Campfire At Night Where The Wild Dingoes CallBut There's Nothin So Lonesome So Dull Or So DrearThan To Stand In The Bar Of A Pub With No BeerOutroWhat A Terrible Place Is A Pub With No Beer