Verse 1Mass Pike's All Jammed Up Again Like Some Old Well-Fed SnakeI've Had All The Go And Stop That I Can TakeAnd You Were In The Static That I Binge-Watched Late Last NightFrom Some Old Hot Hotel Room Graveyard Of Natural LightVerse 2And My Ass Needs Some Work Like The Good Guys Need A WinI've Been Riding High On Someone Else's Good FortuneSofa-Surfing Sundays, Watching Mr. Show AgainI Only Get By With A Little Help From My FriendsChorusStatic And White Noise, I Stumbled In Here By ChoiceWho Am I To Begrudge Someone The Means By Which They Are EmployedStatic And White Noise, Not Just The Ending That Scares MeIt's Everything That Bears Me Along, Static And White NoiseVerse 3I Stuck Out My Thumb While You Were Sticking Out Your TongueAnd I Stuck It Out Just To Prove Us Both WrongI've Heard It Gets The Darkest Just Prior To The DawnI Wouldn't Mind Letting Go, But I Spent So Long Hanging OnVerse 4My Bones Start To Scribble Out Low-Frequency VibrationsMust've Tied The Long Black Ribbon Into Knots AgainBut You Were In The White Noise I Let Put Me Down To BedAnd I Need You Like An Old Tire Needs TreadChorusStatic And White Noise, I Stumbled In Here By ChoiceWho Am I To Begrudge Someone The Means By Which They Are EmployedStatic And White Noise, Not Just The Ending That Scares MeIt's Everything That Bears Me Along, Static And White NoiseOutro