IntroVerseThree Nights Ago I Was At A Disco Man,I Wanted To Bump, I Was Rarin' To Go And This BigFat Woman, Bumped Me On The FloorShe Was Rarin' To Go, That Chick Was Rarin' To GoVerse 2Then She Did A Dip, Almost Broke My HipShe Was Gettin' Down, That Chick Was Gettin'DownVerse 3She Wanted To Bump Some More, But I Told Her, "No!"You Done Knocked Me Down OnceSaid If You Want To Dance Find You A Big Fat ManY'all Both Can Get On Down, Y'all Both Can Get On Down Huh!HookI Ain't Gonna Bump No More With No Big Fat WomanI Ain't Gonna Bump No MoreWith No Big Fat Woman I Ain'tGonna Bump No More With No Big Fat WomanHook 2Lord, I Ain't Gonna Bump No More With No Big Fat WomanI Ain't Gonna Bump No MoreWith No Big Fat WomanI Ain't Gonna Bump No More With No Big Fat Woman I Ain't GonnaBump No More With No Big Fat WomanSomebody Take Her She's Too Big For Me She'll Knock Me DownInstrumentsVerse 4She Came Over To Me,Snatched Me Out Of My Seat She Wanted To Get On Down, StillWanted To Get On Down I Told Her To Go On And Leave Me AloneI Ain't Gettin' Down YouDone Hurt My Hip OnceVerse 5I Know What You'll Do I Ain't Gonna Bump With You!I Don't Feel Like Gettin' Down Don'tFeel Like Gettin' Down She Just Shook Her Head At Every Word I Said She Wanted To Get OnDown