IntroVerseSouth Of The Border, Hey I Know A Lad,He's Got More Fun Than Anybody's HadDon't Got No Worry, Don't Got No Dough,Everybody's Wondering About Mexican JoeIn Old Mexico They Call Him The Rhumba King,Leads All The Women Around On A StringWhen They Go Out They Get A Million ThrillBut The Lovely Senoritas Wind Up With The BillsVerse 2Dancin Romancin Always On The Go Sun Shining Down On Mexican JoeHe Makes The Night Spots Along The BayPeople Want To See Him When He Comes Their WayVerse 3He Spreads So Much Joy Everywhere He Goes Everyone ShoutsViva La Mexican JoeHe Likes To Gamble At Poker, He's An Ace,He's Always Lucky With The Cards At Ever FaceVerse 4At Winnin' The Money,He Is Sure A Whiz, But When They Win They Don't Collect'Cause They Don't Know Where He IsDancin Romancin Always On The Go, Sun Shining Down On Mexican JoeVerse 5He Don't Got No Income Tax 'Cause He Don't Got No DoughStill He Gets Along Just Fine We'll Never KnowHe's Got Everything He Wants, A Girl, A SongIf We Use His Formula We Surely Can't Go WrongHis Favorite Playground Is Anywhere There's GirlsHe's Got That Something That Sets Their Hearts A WhirlIt Couldn't Be His Money 'Cause He Ain't Got A PesoBut When He Wants A Kiss All He's Got To Do Is Say SoDancin', Romancin', Always On The Go, Sun Shining Down On Mexican Joe