One Year Ago It Was Snowin' Like CrazyAnd We Bought Two Sleds And A Bottle..Ran To The Top Of The HillAnd You Raced Me Back DownAnd We Kissed At The Bottom..Memories We Made That Are Useless TodayAnd That I Wish I Could Have Forgotten..Cause Early December We Finally Broke UpBut Now Christmas Feels JustLike A CoffinWe Could Have Waited..'Til After The PartiesWhen Everyone Asked Where You WereEy.. Ey..Reff :Merry Christmas, Merry NothingThis December SucksI'm Alone Under A MistletoeWhile You're Fuckin' A Slut SomewhereSanta Clause Ain't RealHe's Fake Just Like Most PeopleFake Just Like Most People,Fake Just Like Most People..Christmas, Merry NothingThis December SucksI'm Alone Under A MistletoeWhile You're Fuckin' A Slut SomewhereSanta Clause Ain't RealHe's Fake Just Like Most PeopleFake Just Like Most People,Fake Just Like Most People..Santa's Fake Just Like Most PeopleFake Just Like Most People..I Can't Walk Into A MallCause This Holiday-MusicMakes Me Want To DieEvery Time I See A Snowman, It's MoodCause That's Really How I Feel Inside..Everything's Red Or It's GreenBut The Coca Is WhiteAnd Lonely Is Blue..All That I Want This ChristmasIs Amnesia And Good DickFrom Somebody NewWe Could Have Waited..'Til After The PartiesWhen Everyone Asked Where You WereEy.. Ey..Reff :Merry Christmas, Merry NothingThis December SucksI'm Alone Under A MistletoeWhile You're Fuckin' A Slut SomewhereSanta Clause Ain't RealHe's Fake Just Like Most PeopleFake Just Like Most People,Fake Just Like Most People..Christmas, Merry NothingThis December SucksI'm Alone Under A MistletoeWhile You're Fuckin' A Slut SomewhereSanta Clause Ain't RealHe's Fake Just Like Most PeopleFake Just Like Most People,Fake Just Like Most People..Santa's Fake Just Like Most PeopleFake Just Like Most People..--------------===Original Chord===--------------One Year Ago It Was Snowin' Like CrazyAnd We Bought Two Sleds And A Bottle..Ran To The Top Of The HillAnd You Raced Me Back DownAnd We Kissed At The Bottom..Memories We Made That Are Useless TodayAnd That I Wish I Could Have Forgotten..Cause Early December We Finally Broke UpBut Now Christmas Feels JustLike A CoffinWe Could Have Waited..'Til After The PartiesWhen Everyone Asked Where You WereEy.. Ey..Reff :Merry Christmas, Merry NothingThis December SucksI'm Alone Under A MistletoeWhile You're Fuckin' A Slut SomewhereSanta Clause Ain't RealHe's Fake Just Like Most PeopleFake Just Like Most People,Fake Just Like Most People..Christmas, Merry NothingThis December SucksI'm Alone Under A MistletoeWhile You're Fuckin' A Slut SomewhereSanta Clause Ain't RealHe's Fake Just Like Most PeopleFake Just Like Most People,Fake Just Like Most People..Santa's Fake Just Like Most PeopleFake Just Like Most People..I Can't Walk Into A MallCause This Holiday-MusicMakes Me Want To DieEvery Time I See A Snowman, It's MoodCause That's Really How I Feel Inside..Everything's Red Or It's GreenBut The Coca Is WhiteAnd Lonely Is Blue..All That I Want This ChristmasIs Amnesia And Good DickFrom Somebody NewWe Could Have Waited..'Til After The PartiesWhen Everyone Asked Where You WereEy.. Ey..Reff :Merry Christmas, Merry NothingThis December SucksI'm Alone Under A MistletoeWhile You're Fuckin' A Slut SomewhereSanta Clause Ain't RealHe's Fake Just Like Most PeopleFake Just Like Most People,Fake Just Like Most People..Christmas, Merry NothingThis December SucksI'm Alone Under A MistletoeWhile You're Fuckin' A Slut SomewhereSanta Clause Ain't RealHe's Fake Just Like Most PeopleFake Just Like Most People,Fake Just Like Most People..Santa's Fake Just Like Most PeopleFake Just Like Most People..