Verse 1Well, There's A Hole In The Ass Of The United StatesAnd It Toots And It Shoots And It Wastes And ComplainsAnd There's A Troll In The Hole Collecting Troll Tolls And FeesYeah, A Moron From The PentagonThey Call This One Pete And He's The Troll In The Hole In The Ass Of The CountryVerse 2Well, Things They Slip Out And Other Things They Slip InIt's A Revolving Door Getting Filled To The BrimWith Any Company With A Product That'll Kill Folks With EaseAnybody Knows If You're Wanting Dough, There's A Place You Can ReachIt's In The Hole In The Ass Of The CountryBridgeAnd There's Seepage And There's LeakageNo One Knows Where It GoesSome Drips On Our Friends, Some Drips On Our FoesIt Travels All Around The World And It's For Your ProtectionIt Seems To Land In The Hands Of Anyone But A VeteranVerse 3Sometimes A Politician Says He's Bringing The PlugYeah, He's Headed, He's Going To Patch ItAnd He Went Sure Enough, By The Time He Sits Down In The Big Oval OfficeThe Ass Ambassadors Come A Running And They Fill Up His PocketsHe Says, "Sorry, Boys, I've Seen The LightWe Need It DeeperWe Need It DarkerWe Need It Five Times As WideThat's The Hole In The Ass Of The Country."
