Verse 1
I Was Sitting On A Ledge Contemplating The Ocean, In A Boat In The Strait Of Hormuz
If They Ain't Got A Mission And They Still Ain't Winning, Can't You At Least Get The Boys Some Food
When They Nuke Iran And Jesus Don't Come Back, And Your Son's Still Gay And There's No Cheap Gas
When The Vengeance Of Nations Finally Comes To Port, Will You Be Bitching About Men Playing Womens' Sports
Chorus 1
I Get Weary, I Get Nervous, They Hired A Clown We Got The Whole Damn Circus
Lord I Get Tired, I Feel Uptight, Turn Your Back For A Second, It's The Nerd Reich
Verse 2
On Day 184 Of A Three Day War, I Drove My Truck To Lake America
I Was Thinking Bout Drowning When My Youth Pastor Found Me, Slapped A Wedding Ring On My Thumb
I Cried Out To Jesus, I Cried Out To Mom, I Got Peter Thiel, He Listens Closer Than God
I Said Now What's With These Cameras Pointin At Me He Said Don't Do Nothing Wrong There Won't Be Nothin To See
Verse 3
Gee, I Get Weary, They Can Hear, This One Goes Out To My Buddies Up In Palantir
I Said Now Since You're Already Listening I Must Ask, What's The Lowdown On This Fella Y'all Call Jd Vance
He Said He's A Carbon Life Form Wearing Khaki Pants, You Know, We Play The Song And Buddy He Does The Dance
He Did Some Catholic Gymnastics Washed His Mouth Out With Soap, But Even God & The King & 2 Popes Said Nope
Chorus 2
He Gets Weary, He Gets Hit, But It's All Bound To Happen When You Drag Appalachia Through Shit
Harmonica
Verse 4
How Fast Do I Gotta Jog, To Beat A Robot Dog, I Know It's Smarter Than The Guy With The Leash
Get Me To 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Where The Law Can't Lay A Hand On Me
Ah, "What War Is It, What Wife Is It" For G.i. Joke, My Favorite Fox And Friend Captain Testosterone
I Heard That Pete Wants In Office But He Lost His War, I'd Laugh If I Hadn't Seen The Show Before
Chorus 3
I Get Weary, I Get Nervous, You Hire A Clown You Got The Whole Damn Circus
Lord I Get Tired, I Feel Uptight, Turn Your Back For A Minute, It's The Nerd Reich
Harmonica/Outro
