Chord ChartE --3----3----0---0---2----2----------------------2---2------------------------3--B --0----1----1---1---1----1-----3-------3--------3---3----1----1-----1---3----2--G --0----0----0---0---2----2-----0-------0--------2---2----0----0-----2---4----2--D --0----2----2---2---0----------4-------4--------0--------2----2-----2---4----2--A --2---------3---3--------0-----5--------------------0----0----------0---2----0--E --3----3--------3----------------------5----------------------0-----------------IntroLong Ago In Another CenturyHank Hill Uttered This Holy VerseHe Said "You're Not Making Christianity Better.You're Making Rock'n'roll Worse."Verse 1No You Don't Know Any Better Than I,What's Gonna Happen When You DieAnd, You Don't Know Any Different From Me,If We're Goin' To Hell Or Getting GroceriesAnd, You Don't Know But You're So Sure,The Books That You Read, And The Things That You HeardWell I Hope That Helps You On Your SearchI Ain't Going To Hell, But I Sure As Hell Ain't Going To ChurchVerse 2Now I Ain't Got A Problem We Can't SolveBy Dragging Me Down To An Altar CallI Don't Want To Hear No Thin Veiled SpeechAnd Then Go And Have Mexican To EatI Need Money, Time And To Feel FreeThey're Up There Sunday Taking All ThreeClimb Down Off Of The Holy PerchI Ain't Going To Hell, But I Sure As Hell Ain't Going To ChurchInterludeCall Jesus, Mohamed, Buddha And KrishnaTell Them All I'm Sorry And I'll Be Right With YaTell Joseph Smith And Ole L. RonI Politely Decline Whatevers Goin' OnI Wish You Cult The Best Of LuckMay Your Comet Arrive On TimeAnd May You Make A Tax Free BuckVerse 3Now I Don't Know Any Different Than YouIf God Is An Alien Or If He's A JewAnd You Don't Know, The're Ain't No Way To TellIf He'd Think That's Funny Or He'd Send Me To HellAnd You Don't Know Any Better Than UsIf Jesus Rode A Donkey Or A Magic BusMay Your Life Last Longer Than Your SkirtI Ain't Going To Hell, But I Sure As Hell Ain't Going To ChurchN.cGood Lord Pick ItInstrumentalGood Lord Pick ItVerse 4Now I Don't Know Not One Thing MoreThan Anybody Else That's Ever Been Here BeforeBut It's All Made Up, And That's Just GreatIf I'm Going To Hell It's Gonna Have To WaitI Don't Know What Happened, I Don't Know What's NextOh, The Joy, Of Religious SexGood Luck Pilgrim, On Your SearchI Ain't Going To Hell, But I Sure As Hell Ain't Going To ChurchOutro
