MissionaryAs Recorded By Jasper Bickers(2025 Release)Intro(We Pray To Thee Our God This DayFor The Blessings You ProvideFrom Ashes To AshesFrom Dust To DustSo It Must Be)Verse 1I Did Missionary With A MormonIt Was Scary′Cause I Knew That He Would Hate MeLike He Hates HimselfHe's Engaged To Someone′S SisterBut He's Never Even Kissed HerHe'll Invite Me To Their WeddingSo We Both Hate OurselvesChorusNow We Both Hate OurselvesNow We Both Hate OurselvesNow We Both Hate OurselvesVerse 2I Did Missionary With A MormonFilled With Only The Enormous GuiltThat Loving Me Was The Pinnacle Of SinHe Believed I Was The Devil In A Six Foot FrameAnd Settled For A Life That Was A LieBut One His God Would ForgiveChorusBut I′Ll Never Forgive HimNo, I′Ll Never Forgive HimNo, I'll Never Forgive HimInterludeAh, Ah, Ah, AhAh, Ah, Ah, AhChorusNever ForgiveNever ForgiveNever Forgive HimOutroDoor To Door RepeatingWords He Only Half Believes InBut At Least He Found A WayHe Can Atone And RepentI Could Beg For His AttentionOn His Break From Selling HeavenBut He Never Wants To See A Man Like Me Again
