Note: Please Tune Your Guitar To 443 Hz And Place A Capo On The 1St Fret.Intro1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4Verse 1That Hoodie Was The Best Thing To Happen To MeLike The One Thing That You Salvage From A House FireWhen You Dropped Me At Her House 'Cause I'm Just Too Much To Deal WithI'm The Last Kid That Should Be Around A LighterAnd Lying's Such A Chore, But The Truth Feels So WrongAnd Every Turn I Make Just Keeps Me From Getting Where I WantBut When I Confide In Her, I Tear Apart The EarthThere's Somebody Who Has It Ten Times WorseThere's No Time Left To Pity And I See It In My FriendsAnd They All Look So Much Older Than MeBut Tonight I'm Feeling Brave, I Think I'll Act My Age Until A Kid Says That There's Something Wrong With MeChorusAnd Sometimes The Smoke Smells GoodLeave The Window Open When It's Freezing Co---LdI KnowWhen You Left Me Home Alone, When You Left For Your Award ShowI Ditched You Guys And Died, Laid In The SnowVerse 2Spent Too Many NightsPinching My Sides Wondering If I'm Living In A DreamWhen I Don't Know Who To AskI Think That I'll Just Pass, Like, Maybe I'll Just Figure It Out MyselfButterflies Inside Me, They Turn Into TapewormsAnd I Stay Awake 'Till My Stomach HurtsSo When It's 4 Am And I Can't Eat AnythingI'll Wake Up Too Late And Get What I DeserveVerse 3And I Know, I Told You Two Weeks, But It's Been Seventeen YearsAnd Every Time I Sing They Close Their EarsIt's All In My Head, It's Cheesy But It's TrueIf I Could, I'd Blame It All On YouSometimes I'd Try To Talk, And Nothing Comes OutAnd Most Of My Memories Aren't How They Really WereI'm Slipping On The Line, I'm Confused All The TimeWhen You Go To Claim Your Bags, Don't Claim What's MineChorusAnd Sometimes The Smoke Smells GoodLeave The Window Open When It's Freezing ColdI KnowWhen You Left Me Home Alone, When You Left For Your Award ShowI Ditched You Guys And Died, Laid In The SnowInstrumentalVerse 4I Have This Funny Dream That I Moved To Bombay BeachAnd I'm Never Seen Or Heard From AgainWon't Have To Watch Out For Sharks Swimming In The Salton SeaEven Though I'm More Than Sure That One Just Bit MeAnd I've Been Performing Poorly, But It's So Hard To Be HonestShe's Been Threatening That I Go Get Some HelpWhen I Picture Your Face It Comes Up As Someone ElseSomeone Who's Treated Me The Same Way
