Verse 1Now We're Agreed That We're In LoveWe'll Have To Face The Lah-Di-Dah,The Eyewash, All Of The Fancy Pantomime.(I Love You Very Much.)I'll Try Love, I'll Bill And CooWith Your Gruesome Auntie SusanI'll Stay Calm, I'll Play It Cool;I'll Let Your Tetchy UnclesGet Me Back Up, Cross My Heart.And I Shan't Get Shirty When They Say I Look Peculiar.Verse 2I'll Be Nice To Your Mother,I'll Come All Over Lah-Di-Dah,Although She Always Gets Up Me Nose.(I Love You Very Much.)And So I'll Smile And I'll AcquiesceWhen She Invites Me To CaressHer Scabby CatI'll Sit Still While She KnitsAnd Witters, Cross My Heart,And I Shan't Lay A Finger On The Crabby Old Batface.Verse 3I'll Be Polite To Your Daddy,Frightfully Lah-Di-Dah,Although He Always Bores Me To My Boots.(I Love You Very Much.)And So I Won't Boo And HissWhen He Starts To ReminisceI Won't Drop Off, I Won't Flare Up;The Runs He Used To ScoreAnd How He Won The War, Cross My Heart,But I'll Have To Grit Me Teeth When He Goes On About His Rupture.Verse 4I'll Behave At The Wedding BreakfastI'll Be Lah-Di-DahSo Help Me! Hearty Toasts And Risky Jokes!(I Love You Very Much.)So Help Me, I'll Force A LaughFor The Flicking PhotographsSo Have No Fear, I Won't Turn Tail;I Won't Run Amuck When The Females ChuckConfetti In My EarsAnd Cross Me Heart, Love, I'll Keep Off The Pale Ale.OutroWhen We're Off On Our OwnNo More Lah-Di-Bloody-DahI Promise, We Just Won't Have The TimeWe Won't Have Time For Such,Such Fancy Pantomimes.(I'll Love You Far Too Much.)
