IntroVerse 1French Braids And A Ginger AleA Therapy Session In North CarolinaA Flight Attendant That Could Not Have Been FinerA Compliment Please, Or A CigaretteBut Only One Showed At That Dinner For TwoAnd It Wasn't Me So It Must Have Been YouPre ChorusOh How NiceYou Actually Have Your Life TogetherBut Don't You EverChorusWanna Go CrazyAnd Live With Your Mum In An Apartment At 33Date All Of The People That You Find On The StreetAnd Live In A World Where Nobody Likes The Look Of Your CvBut Yes I'm A Fully Functioning Mother Of TwoAnd I Better Go 'Cause I Got A Lot Of Stuff To DoAs They Say "Dinner Don't Make Itself"So Deliveroo Is What I UseAnd My Mum, Poor Love, Can't TellInstrumentalVerse 2Long Conversations And Short GoodbyesI'd Love You If I Could Remember Your NameBut I'm Forgetful And A Little To VainA Record Player From A Vintage StoreIt Probably Would Have Been Cheaper On EbayBut Then Again At Least It Went To ElainePre ChorusWho's Probably NiceAnd Actually Has Her Life TogetherBut Don't You EverChorusWanna Go CrazyAnd Live With Your Mum In An Apartment At 33Date All Of The People That You Find On The StreetAnd Live In A World Where Nobody Likes The Look Of Your CvBut Yes I'm A Fully Functioning Mother Of TwoAnd I Better Go 'Cause I Got A Lot Of Stuff To DoAs They Say "Dinner Don't Make Itself"So Deliveroo Is What I UseAnd My Mum, Poor Love, Can't TellBridgeThe Degree That I Didn't GetThe Family Dog That Should Go To The VetThe Guy That I Dated That Came Out As GayThe Money That I Probably Should Have SavedThe Wine Glasses That Haven't Been WashedAnd Time Passes And I Don't Give A TossMy Mother Works More Hours Than MeShe's Clinically Vlunerable And 63The Propaganda I Fall ForDodgey Guys And I Only Want MoreThe Plastic I'm Using Is Filling The OceanI Walk Into Room And I Cause A CommotionThe Dates, The Drinks, The DoleThe Car That I Bought That I Never SoldThe Guy On The Street That Told Me To SmileI Haven't Had A Job In A WhileChorusI'm CrazyAnd Live With My Mum In An Apartment At 33Date All Of The People That I Find On The StreetAnd Live In A World Where Nobody Likes The Look Of My CvBut Yes I'm A Fully Functioning Mother Of TwoAnd I Better Go 'Cause I Got A Lot Of Stuff To DoHey Little Lady Get Yourself On The Right RoadSo On Benefits, Is How I LiveAnd My Mum, Poor Love, Don't KnowOutro