IntroVerse 1Half Of My Best Friends Live In Hospitals And Funeral HomesIt's Getting Hard To Know Who's Really Winning, Really LosingAnd Half Of My Best Friends Care About Honor Rolls And Ap ScoresAnd Taking Pills And Smoking Bowls, And I'm Just Trying To Get Out Of Bed.InterludeVerse 2I Haven't Been To School In Exactly Two Years And Six MonthsAnd No One Seems To Care, But I Don't Think That I Do EitherI'll Stop Changing My Hair, The Roots Just Grow Back AnywaysI Hate When People Stare At Me, I Think I Really Should Get Back In Bed.InterludeVerse 3Half Of My Best Friends Don't Remember Knowing MeIt's Getting Hard To Know What It's Like To Not Be LonelyI Know I'm Far Too Old To Think The Way That I Still DoThe Only Thing I Have Is You, My Pillows, Blankets, Flannel Sheet, And Bed.
