Instrumental chorusChorusNuns And Lepers, Princes, Paupers,What An Odd Consortium.Nothing Is Too Foul Or FairTo Find In My Scriptorium.Verse 1If Thou Seekest Art, My Lord,Thou Hast Come To The Source.I Know From Whence The Trumpet Bloweth,And I Can Draw A Horse.Be It Psaltee, Deed Or Writ,Or Inspiring Quote.I Can Pen A Tidy HymnOr Write A Ransom Note.ChorusYes, I Can Scribe Most AnythingFor A Modest Honorarium.Nothing Is Too Foul Or FairTo Find In My Scriptorium.Verse 2Behold The Finest Battle ScenesOf Valour Fierce And Dire.I Loose The Rabbits On The Knights,Then Set The Fields Afire.'Twas Made With All The Finest InksThat Ever Stained A Scroll,With Crimson, Lapis, VerdigrisAnd Gall As Black As Coal.InstrumentalChorusFine Flails And Armoured Snails For SaleIn This Paint Emporium.Nothing Is Too Foul Or FairTo Find In My Scriptorium.Angel And Jester, Snake And Hare,Nothing Is Too Strange Or Rare -No, Nothing Is Too Foul Or FairTo Find In My Scriptorium!
