IntroOh Mr. Porter, Oh Mr. PorterOh Mr. Porter, Oh Mr. PorterVerse 1Oh Mr. Porter, What Shall I Do?I Want To Go To LiverpoolI've Landed Here In CreweGet Me Back To LondonAs Quickly As You CanOh Mr. Porter, What A Silly Boy I Am!ChorusI Am! (Oh Mr. Porter) I Am! (Oh Mr. Porter)I Am! (Oh Mr. Porter) I Am! (Oh Mr. Porter)Verse 2Oh Mr. Porter, What Shall I Do?My Home Is Up In ManchesterI've Landed Here In CreweTake Me Back To LondonAs Quickly As You CanOh Mr. Porter, What A Silly Boy I Am!ChorusI Am! (Oh Mr. Porter) I Am! (Oh Mr. Porter)I Am! (Oh Mr. Porter) I Am! (Oh Mr. Porter)Verse 3Oh Mr. Porter, What Shall I Do?I've Had Too Many Cups Of TeaI Don't Know What To DoMy Bird Is Down In LondonAnd Might Be Out With DanOh Mr. Porter, What A Silly Boy I Am!ChorusI Am! (Oh Mr. Porter) I Am! (Oh Mr. Porter)I Am! (Oh Mr. Porter) I Am! (Oh Mr. Porter)