IntroVerseI Know There's Never Been A Man In The Awful Shape I'm InI Can't Even Spell My Name, My Heads In Such A SpinVerse 2To-Day I Tried To Eat A Steak With A Big Old Table-SpoonYou Got Me Chasin' Rabbits, Walkin' On My Hands,And Howlin' At The MoonVerse 3Well, I Took One Look At You And It Almost Drove Me MadAnd Then I Even Went And Lost What Little Sense I HadNow I Can't Tell The Day From Night, I'm Crazy As A LoonYou Got Me Chasin' Rabbits, Pullin' Out My Hair AndHowlin' At The MoonInstrumentsVerse 4Some Friends Of Mine Asked Me To Go Out On A Huntin' Spree'Cause There Ain't A Hound Dog In This State That Can Hold A Light To MeVerse 5I Eat Three Bones For Dinner Today, Then Tried To Tree A 'CoonYou Got Me Chasin' Rabbits, Scratchin' Fleas And Howlin' At The MoonI Rode My Horse To Town To Day And A Gas Pump We Did PassI Pulled 'Im Up And I Hollered Whoa!, Said Fill 'Im Up With GasVerse 6The Man Picked Up A Monkey Wrench And Wham!, He Changed My TuneYou Got Me Chasin' Rabbits, Spittin' Out Teeth And Howlin' At The MoonVerse 7I Never Thought In This Old World A Fool Could Fall So HardBut Honey Baby, When I Fell The Whole World Must Have JarredI Think I'd Quit My Doggish Ways If You'd Take Me For Your GroomYou Got Me Chasin Rabbits, Pickin' Out Rings And Howlin' At The Moon
