IntroVerse 1Come One Come All It’s Time To Get WreckedWe Got 80 40S On DeckAnd You KnowYou Can Pee On The FloorVerse 2You’d Catch These Scissors If Malt Liquor Were BladesY'know You Might Have To Help Me Get LaidCuz It’s Not That Easy To BreakFused To Your Flesh With A Roll Of Duct TapeVerse 3I Came Straight Away From My Hated WorkNot To Get Fucked With By Some Ill Acquainted JerkWho Brought This Bitch Boy Today?Some Random Slut That Accused Me Of RapeThat’s Not The Kinda Butt Games I PlayUrine The Wrong Time And The Wrong PlaceVerse 4How You Likin’ That Free Beer We Served?Cuz You’re About To Get Just What You DeserveYou Really Shouldn’t Talk Shit To The HostCuz I’ll Turn You Into A GhostI've Got Vodka Mixing In My VeinsWith 2 Mickeys And A Bag Of CocaineMy Sweet Baby CocaethyleneMy Sweet Baby CocaethyleneVerse 5So Of Course I Was Too Drunk To Get It UpBut She Was So Chill That She Didn’t Give A FuckI'mma Put A Ring On That BitchPounded Two Cobras And She Didn’t Have To PissAnd I Thought That Was Pretty Fuckin' TitsOh I Thought That Was So Fuckin' TitsOutroIf It’s MagicWhy Am I So TragicI’m Just Getting What I DeserveI’m Just Getting What I DeserveI’m Just Getting What I Deserve(Fade Out)
