IntroVerseI Am Sitting In The Morning At The Diner On The CornerI Am Waiting At The Counter For The Man To Pour The CoffeeAnd He Fills It Only Halfway And Before I Even ArgueHe Is Looking Out The Window At Somebody Coming InInstrumentsVerse 2"It Is Always Nice To See You," Says The Man Behind The CounterTo The Woman Who Has Come In She Is Shaking Her UmbrellaAnd I Look The Other Way As They Are Kissing Their HellosI'm Pretending Not To See Them Instead, I Pour The MilkInstruments 2Verse 3Everybody's Welcome Come On, Come On InSit Yourself Down The Funnies Never EndLove Is The Drug That Makes You Want To DrinkTill The Morning After, OhVerse 4I Open Up The Paper There's A Story Of An ActorWho Had Died While He Was Drinking It Was No One I Had Heard OfAnd I'm Turning To The Horoscope Looking For The FunniesWhen I'm Feeling Someone Watching Me And So I Raise My HeadOutro