IntroVerse OneI’d Rather Play Noughts And Crosses With YouThan Go To The Pictures Or The ZooI’m Very Daft At Dancing, At Moonlight Or RomancingI’d Rather Play Noughts And Crosses With YouI’ve Never Been One For Billiards Or DartsI’m Much Too Shy To Play A Game Of HeartsAt Dog Tracks Or The Races, I Always Lose My BracesI’d Rather Play Noughts And Crosses With YouChorusHere Am I, A Funny Sort Of GuyI Wouldn’t Dare To Hold Your HandLet’s Begin, Maybe I’ll Let You WinI Hope That You UnderstandSitting Around A Table For TwoThat’s The Only Thing I Want To DoThere’s Something Cute About You, I Couldn’t Do Without YouPlaying A Simple Game, Tell Me You Feel The SameI’d Rather Play Noughts And Crosses With YouSolosVerse TwoI’d Rather Play Noughts And Crosses With YouThan Take You To A French Non-Stop RevueIt May Not Be So Funny, But Still It Saves Me MoneyI’d Rather Play Noughts And Crosses With YouI Haven’t The Manly Figure For SportsI Never Think I Look My Best In ShortsI Lose My Breath At Biking, And As For That Mixed HikingI’d Rather Play Noughts And Crosses With YouChorusOne Fine Day, If Luck Should Come My WayWe’ll Have A Little KitchenetteYou And Me, And When We’ve Had Our TeaI Hope That You Won’t ForgetPlaying At Noughts And Crosses With YouThat’s The Only Way That I Can WooThough Now You’re Far Above Me, In Time You’ll Learn To Love MeIsn’t It Bold And Bad? Ee, But I Feel A LadPlaying At Noughts And Crosses With You