IntroVerse 1She Took Off Like A Fighter PlaneLeft Everything And Hung Her Diamond RingOn A Keychain Hook By The DoorAin't Ever Been Done Like That BeforeSo I Sat Back And Cracked An A.m. BeerAnd In Sharpie Black, I Wrote "Cheap Stuff Here"On A Poster And Stuck It By The RoadSure Enough, Those People ShowedChorusI'm Selling Off Her Shit At Pennies On The DollarAin't Trying To Get Rich Quick, So Go Ahead And Make Me An OfferAnd At The End Of The Day, Everything You TakeIs Something I Ain't Gotta KeepAnything That's Hers Is Yours For Next-To-FreeSo Lowball MeVerse 2That Sundress She Wore Down In Boca RatonThree Or Four Bucks, You Can Take It HomeTo Tell The Truth, You're Doing Me A FavorSaving Me From A Headache LaterTell Your Mamaw, The Preacher, And The Mayor ThatChorusI'm Selling Off Her Shit At Pennies On The DollarAin't Trying To Get Rich Quick, So Go Ahead And Make Me An OfferAnd At The End Of The Day, Everything You TakeIs Something I Ain't Gotta KeepAnything That's Hers Is Yours For Next-To-FreeSo Lowball MeLowball MeBridgeIf She Changed Her Mind, Turned Back AroundShe'd Come Home To A Half-Empty HouseChorusI'm Selling Off Her Shit At Pennies On The DollarAin't Trying To Get Rich Quick, So Go Ahead And Make Me An OfferAnd At The End Of The Day, Everything You TakeIs Something I Ain't Gotta KeepAnything That's Hers Is Yours For Next-To-FreeSo Lowball MeOutroLowball Me
