This Is A Version Of Scotty Doesn't Know By Lustra.
I Made Changes For A Friend Of Mine Named Ashen.
"Hey, Listen Up. Everybody, Got A Little Special Thing I'd Like To Do Tonight.
Play A Little Song For You About The Nastiest, Freakiest Little Sex Puppet I Know.
Zana, This One's For You, Baby. Happy Anniversary."
Verse 1
Ashen Doesn't Know,
That Zana And Me,
Do It In My Van Every Sunday.
She Tells Her She's In Church,
But She Doesn't Go,
Still She's On Her Knees, And...
Chorus
Ashen Doesn't Know, Oh.
Ashen Doesn't Know-Oh.
So Don't Tell Ashen!
Ashen Doesn't Know,
Ashen Doesn't Know.
So Don't Tell Ashen!
Verse 2
Zana Says Shes Out Shopping,
But She's Under Me And I'm Not Stopping.
Chorus
Cuz Ashen Doesn't Know,
Ashen Doesn't Know,
Ashen Doesn't Know,
So Don't Tell Ashen.
Ashen Doesn't Knoooooow....
Don't Tell Ashen!
Verse 3
I Can't Believe He's So Trusting,
While I'm Right Behind You Thrusting.
Zana's Got Him On The Phone,
And She's Trying Not To Moan.
It's A Three Way Call,
And He Knows Nothing.
Chorus
Ashen Doesn't Know,
Ashen Doesn't Know,
Ashen Doesn't Know,
Don't Tell Ashen.
Cuz Ashen Doesn't Know,
Ashen Doesn't Know
So Don't Tell Ashen!
Verse 4
We'll Put On A Show, Everyone Will Go.
Ashen Doesn't Know,
Ashen Doesn't Know,
Ashen Doesn't Knoooooow....
The, Parking Lot, Why Not?
It's So Cool When You're On Top.
Her Front Lawn, In The Snow.
Laughing So Hard, Cuz...
Ashen Doesn't Know,
Ashen Doesn't Know.
I Did Her On His Birthday.
Chorus
Ashen Doesn't Know,
Ashen Doesn't Know,
Ashen Doesn't Know,
Ashen Doesn't Know,
Don't Tell Ashen.
Ashen Doesn't Knoooooow....
Outro
Ashen Will Know,
Ashen Has To Know,
Ashen's Gotta Know,
Gonna Tell Ashen,
Gonna Tell Her Myself.
Ashen Has To Know,
Ashen Has To Know,
Ashen Has To,
Ashen Has To,
Ashen Has To Go!
Ashen Doesn't Know,
Ashen Doesn't Know,
Ashen Doesn't Know...
