IntroVerse 1Well, You Know She Is The Mime, Got A Boyfriend In JapanAnd He's Better Than His Word Or, At Least, That's What I HeardWhen They Fuck, She Leaves Her Body For A WhileAnd She Pays For All His Shit 'Til He Says Thanks Without A SmileVerse 2And His Car Is In The Yard, He Pretends It Doesn't StartBut She Sees Into His Heart And The Station Ain't That FarOn The Corner, Drops Him, Weeping Like A ChildHe Says Thanks For The Known Promises, I Appreciate Your StyleChorusWhy'd You Go And Make It Real?Why'd You Go And Make It Real?Why'd You Go And Make It Real?Why'd You Go?Verse 3Well, You Know She Is The Mime, Got A Boyfriend In JapanAnd He's Better Than His Word Or, At Least, That's What I HeardWhen They Fuck, She Leaves Her Body For A WhileAnd She Pays For All His Shit 'Til He Says Thanks Without A SmileBridgeAh-Ah-AhWhat A Turn To TakeAh-Ah-AhHow About You Break? YeahChorusWhy'd You Go And Make It Real?Why'd You Go And Make It Real?Why'd You Go And Make It Real?Why'd You Go?Verse 4Well, You Know She Is The Mime, Got A Boyfriend In JapanAnd He's Better Than His Word Or, At Least, That's What I HeardWhen They Fuck, She Leaves Her Body For A WhileAnd She Pays For All His Shit 'Til He Says Thanks Without A Smile