Verse 1We Ran Aground In The PhilippinesInterpreting What Henri Bergson MeansWhen He Says Life Must Be DurationalThat Feels Million To OneCollapsed In Grace On The CarpetingTrade Missionaries Set To BargainingWe Have No Use For Tricky MarketingWe Make Self-Evident ClaimsWe Say, "Let The Products Sell Themselves"We Say, "Let The Products Sell Themselves"We Say, "Let The Products Sell Themselves"NcLike The Minutemen SaidBsus4 C#M * (Missing A Chord Here)Verse 2I Start To Shake When She Stares At MeOur Currency's Almost At ParityI'd Try To Talk, But Apparently That's Not Attractively ToughWe Tripped And Fell When We Formed A TeamWe Fixed Ourselves With Fibrin SolderingWait, I Was Wrong, That's Called Fibrin GlueWe Have EnoughChorusTo Get Wasted On The Senate FloorShe Said, "Blah Blah Blah, I'm Getting Bored"Republican Watchman From Virginia Wraps His Fist In A FlagTo Punch Our Lights OutBecause We're Wasted On The Senate FloorNow You're Trapped Because I Locked The DoorAnd I've Got This Thorium-232 And I've Got This MicrophoneListen UpBridgeNa Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na NaNa Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Naaaa-Ah Ah AhNa Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na NaNa Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Naaaa-Ah Ah AhVerse 3We've Got Bloody Eyes But We're Feeling GoodCausing Confusion In The NeighborhoodNothing Protects Us Like An Earmark Could From Bearing BlowsThe Price Is Only What Inflation PullsThe Rules Are Strictly InformationalWe Showed Up Late To The Exxon RaveWe Brought Our Products In TowChorusNow We're Wasted On The Senate FloorWe Put Ecstasy Tabs In The Water SupplyNow We're Wasted On The Senate FloorLet's See Who's Gay And Who Gets LonelyWhen They're Wasted On The Senate FloorAnd The Naval Blockade Gets Struck Down With No Trade-OffWe're Wasted On The Senate FloorAnd We Cast Our Eyes To The Strobe OutBreak downNa Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na NaNa Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Naaaa-Ah Ah AhNa Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na NaNa Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Naaaa-Ah Ah AhNa Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na NaNa Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Naaaa-Ah Ah AhNa Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na NaNa Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Naaaa-Ah Ah AhWe Got Wasted On The Senate FloorWe Got Wasted On The Senate FloorWe Got Wasted On The Senate FloorWe Got Wasted On The Senate FloorWe Got Wasted On The Senate FloorWe Got Wasted On The Senate FloorWe Got Wasted On The Senate FloorWe Got Wasted On The Senate Floor
