Ostrich Toss By Emperor XThrew Me Off Playing To The Song As I Don't Think It Was Recorded At A = 440Hz, So This Is The Closest Thing!Watch Out That The Lengths Of Some The Pre-Chorus And Verse Ends Change In Parts.IntroVerse 1I Research Wildlife In AlaskaYou Drill On Oil Rigs In The BayI Called You Complicit In The Destruction Of The WorldAnd You Had Nothing Else To SayPre-ChorusExcept "If You're So MadIf You're So Mad, If You're So MadWhat Are You Gonna Do About It?"Verse 2Well I Stole The Fuses From Your NissanAnd It Made You Late For WorkBut You Quickly Found New FusesAnd Drove Away, And Took A Loan OutAnd Bought A Chainsaw, And Cut A Hole OutOf My Hardwood Bedroom FloorTo Try To Even Up The ScorePre-Chorus"And If You're So MadIf You're So Mad, If You're So MadIf You're So Mad, If You're So MadWhat Are You Gonna Do About It?"ChorusWell I Stole An Ostrich From The ZooAnd I Took Him Home To YouBut You Threw Him Off The RoofScrеaming"Fuck You! Fuck You! Fuck You! Fuck You!"BreakVerse 3The Ostrich Ran Out Back And Cut The Phone LinеsSo No One Called Animal ControlI Went Back Inside Wrote An Email To Our LandlordAnd Said I'd Fix That Giant HoleBut That You've Gotta GoPre-Chorus"And If You're So MadIf You're So Mad, If You're So MadIf You're So Mad, If You're So MadWhat Are You Gonna Do About It?"ChorusOur Ostrich Friend Came Back That AfternoonWith Fifteen Angry KangaroosThey Smashed Our Garage And They Drank Our BoozeScreaming "Fuck You! Fuck You!"OutroOne Week LaterWe Saw A Car On Fire OutsideIn The Middle Of The NightAnd We Held Each Other TightAnd Heard The Ostrich Laughing"Look Who's Friends NowAllied CowardsScared Of A FireYou Might As Well Have Started YourselvesFuck Your PlanesFuck Your GymsFuck Your GuiltFuck Your SinsFuck Your Reticence To FightThat's Fucking ImpoliteThe Things You Build Are UselessAnd The Things You Burn Are GoodYou Put Your Faith In ConcreteWhen The World Is Made Of WoodI Know I ShouldBut I Choose Not To Destroy YouI Can See That's What You WantAnd My Forgiveness Will Annoy YouSo I Forgive You! Fuck You! Fuck You!I Forgive You! Fuck You! Fuck You!I Forgive You! Fuck You! Fuck You!I Forgive You! Fuck You!"And Then The Ostrich Flew Away