IntroVerseI Got Over Charlotte Thompson, Goldie Johnson, Lord They Done Me WrongI Took It Hard With Peggy Harper She Hurt Me Bad, But Not For LongVerse 2There's Just One I Remember Makes Me Feel Funny Down InsideI'd Trade 'Em All For Just One Hour Of Susan When She TriedHookNo There's Never Been A Woman Who Could Make Me Weak InsideAnd Give Me What I Needed Like Susan When She TriedVerse 3It Gets Worse In The Summer When The Nights Are Hot And LongAnd It's Bad In December When They Play Those Christmas SongsVerse 4So If You Ask Me And I Don't Tell YouBet Your Sweet Bottom Dollar I Lied'Cause There's Never Been One Better Than Susan When She Tried