VerseHe's Your Uncle Not Your Dad,He's The Best Friend You Ever Had So Come On Dig, Dig, DigIn Until T Hurts Just Remember PearlHarbor (The Alamos And Nothing Could Be Worse)Verse 2He's Your Favorte Relative And He Needs A Lot To Lve So Just Bring, Bring, BringEverything Until You Bleed (And He'l Send Back What He Don't Need)Verse 3If Your Not In Form Ten-Forty's Your SalvationBy Deprivation Of Temptation (Dark AndBlondesVerse 4I Hear Are Not Deductible) Oh Say Can You See If There's Anything Left For MeWhen He Cals You As He May DoDon't Be Frightened Red White And Blue Just Be ThankfulYou Don't Lve In Leningrad He's Your Uncle, Not Your Da DVerse 5If Your Honest You Don't Have To Shake And ShiverThe Food Is Lousy Up The River(It's Give And Take And He Does All The Taking) Oh Say Can You See If There's Anything LeftFor Me Life Has Two Things You Can't Subtract (Death And Taxes To Be Exact)OutroSo Just Pa-Pa-Patriotically Declare He's Your Uncle,He's Your Uncle, Not Your Dad
