Interlude| 16-Bar |Intro [riff]Verse 1Now Look At Them Yo-Yos, That's The Way You Do ItYou Play The Guitar On The MtvThat Ain't Working, That's The Way You Do ItMoney For Nothing And Your Chicks For FreeNow That Ain't Working, That's The Way You Do ItLemme Tell Ya, Them Guys Ain't DumbMaybe Get A Blister On Your Little FingerMaybe Get A Blister On Your ThumbHookWe Got To Install Microwave Ovens Custom Kitchen DeliveriesWe Got To Move These RefrigeratorsWe Got To Move These Colour TvsVerse 2See The Little Faggot With The Earring And The Make-Up?Yeah Buddy, That's His Own HairThat Little Faggot Got His Own Jet AirplaneThat Little Faggot, He's A MillionaireVerse 3I Should A Learned To Play The GuitarI Should A Learned To Play Them DrumsLook At That Mama, She Got It Sticking In The Camera Man,We Could Have SomeAnd He's Up There, What's That? Hawaiian Noises?He's Banging On The Bongos Like A ChimpanzeeOh, That Ain't Working, That's The Way You Do ItGet Your Money For Nothing, Get Your Chicks For FreeVerse 4Listen Here Now That Ain't Working, That's The Way You Do ItYou Play The Guitar On The MtvThat Ain't Working, That's The Way You Do ItMoney For Nothing, And Your Chicks For FreeEnding [Repeat & Fade]Money For Nothing, Chicks For FreeGet Your Money For Nothing, Chicks For FreeMoney For Nothing, Chicks For FreeMoney For Nothing, Chicks For Free
