ChorusIf There's A Honky-Tonk In HeavenYou Can Bet That's Where I'd BeThere's Neon Lights At The Pearly Gates And Saint Peter Is Checking IdsI'd Put A Quarter In The Jukebox, Buy Old George A DrinkIf There's A Honky-Tonk In Heaven Just Save A Seat For MeVerse 1Where The Barmaids All Have Halos And You Can Always Hear The SoundOf Three Quarter Time Or Four On The Floor And They Never Shut Her DownNo Headaches Or Hang Overs And If You Drink Too Much To DriveThere Ain't No Need To Call A Cab, Just Put On Your Wings And FlyChorusIf There's A Honky-Tonk In HeavenYou Can Bet That's Where I'd BeThere's Neon Lights At The Pearly Gates And Saint Peter Is Checking IdsI'd Put A Quarter In The Jukebox, Buy Old George A DrinkIf There's A Honky-Tonk In Heaven Just Save A Seat For MeVerse 2Waylon's Smoking A Cigarette, Watching Haggard Shoot Some PoolBurns Drinking A Beer With Paycheck And Johnny's Loving Up On JuneHank Kicks Off The House Band With A Little "I Saw The Light"And I'm Paying My Dues To Get There With Every Note I Play TonightChorusIf There's A Honky-Tonk In HeavenYou Can Bet That's Where I'd BeThere's Neon Lights At The Pearly Gates And Saint Peter Is Checking IdsI'd Put A Quarter In The Jukebox, Buy Old George A DrinkIf There's A Honky-Tonk In Heaven Just Save A Seat For MeInstrumental BreakOut-ChorusIf There's A Honky-Tonk In HeavenYou Can Bet That's Where I'd BeThere's Neon Lights At The Pearly Gates And Saint Peter Is Checking IdsI'd Put A Quarter In The Jukebox, Buy Old George A DrinkIf There's A Honky-Tonk In Heaven Just Save A Seat For MeIf There's A Honky-Tonk In Heaven Just Save A Seat For Me