IntroVerseI Took Two Weeks Vacation For The HoneymoonA Couple Tickets All Inclusive Down In CancunI Couldn't Get My Money Back So I'm In Seat 7A I'm Getting Drunk On A PlaneI Bet The Fella On The Aisle Thought I Was CrazyCause I Taped Your Picture To The Seatback Right Beside MeNow Ive Got Empty Mini Bottles Fillin' Both Our Trays I'm Getting Drunk On A PlaneHookBuyin' Drinks For Everybody But The Pilot,It's A Party Got This 737 Rocking Like A G6Stewardess Is Somethin' Sexy Leanin' Pourin' Coke And WhiskeyTold Her About My Condition Got A Little Mile-High Flight AttentionIt's Mardi Gras Up In The Clouds I'm Up So High, I May Never Come DownT'll Try Anything To Drown Out The Pain They All Know Why I'm Getting Drunk On A PlaneVerse 2We Had This Date Marked On The Calendar ForeverWe'd Take That New Wed Limo Airport Ride TogetherI Feel Like A Plastic Groom Alone There At The Top Of The CakeSo Hey, I'm Getting Drunk On A PlaneInstruments 2BridgeOn My Way Home I'll Bump This Seat Right Up To First ClassSo I Can Drink That Cheap Champagne Out Of A Real GlassAnd When We Land I'il Call Her Up And Tell Her Kiss My Ass'Cause Hey, I'm Drunk On A PlaneOutroI'm Getting Drunk On A Plane I Might Be Passed OutIn The Baggage Claim But Right Now I'm Drunk On A Plane
