This Song Has Many Quick Changes Between G And Bb, And Between Bb And C. Here's A Word Of Advice:Use Barre Chords For The Entire Song. Whenever Your Index Finger Is Barring The Third Fret For The GOr C Chords, You Can Quickly Play A "Small" Bb Chord By Lifting Your Other Fingers, Leaving Your Index FingerDown On The Third Fret, And Striking Only The D, G, And B Strings (Which Form, When Pressed Down At TheThird Fret, A Bb Triad). The Same Trick Applies For The A, C, And D Chords At The End Of The Song, ButShifted Up To The Fifth Fret.IntroVerse 1I Go To College, That Makes Me So CoolI Live In A Dorm And Show Off By The PoolI Join The Right Clubs Just To Build An ImpressionI Block Out Thinking, It Won't Get Me AheadMy Ambition In LifeIs To Look Good On PaperAll I Want Is A SlotIn Some Big CorporationInterludeVerse 2Belushi's My Hero, I Lampoon And I Ape HimMy News Of The World Comes From Sports IllustratedI'm Proud Of My Trophies Like My Empty Beer CansStacked In Rows Up The Wall To Impress All My FriendsNo, I'm Not Here To LearnI Just Want To Get DrunkAnd Major In BusinessAnd Be Taught How To Fuck, Whoo!BridgeWin, Win,I Always Play To WinWant To Fit In Like A CogIn The Faceless MachineChorus 1I'm A Terminal (Terminal) Terminal PreppieTerminal (Terminal) Terminal PreppieTerminal (Terminal) Terminal (Terminal)Terminal (Terminal) TerminalVerse 3I Want A Wife With TitsWho Just Smiles All The TimeIn My Centerfold WorldFilled With Springsteen And WineSome Day I'll Have PowerSome Day I'll Have BoatsA Tract In Some SuburbWith Thanksgivings To HostSoloChorusI'm A Terminal (Terminal) Terminal PreppieTerminal (Terminal) Terminal PreppieTerminal (Terminal) Terminal Preppie
