IntroVerse 1Give Me A Kiss If You're Looking For TroubleKiss Me Again, 'Cause I'm Hoping You ArePress It Right There And I'll Pay You Back DoubleBut This Ain't The Real ThingLook At My Lips, They're Just Dying To Taste YouLook At My Teeth, They're Just Aching To BiteBut As For My Heart, It's A Big Empty Chasm'Cause This Ain't The Real ThingIt's Just A SpasmVerse 2You've Got A Laugh That Could Bring Me To TearsYou've Got Compassion Coming Out Of Your EarsYou've Got A Mind That's Agile And BrightBut That's Not The Reason That I'm Yours TonightPre-ChorusWell, I've Got This Urge To Consume You In PiecesI've Got Desires That Could Swallow You WholеFeelings Like These, I'm Surе Everyone Has 'EmChorusBut They're Not The Real ThingThey're Just A SpasmThey're Not The Real ThingThey're Just A SpasmInstrumentalBridgeWell, I Know This Trick That Could Give You ConvulsionsI Know This Trick That Could Bring Near DeathSome Call It Sick, Some Call It ExoticBut Never The Real Thing, Though It's Quite SpasmodicVerse 3You've Got A Smile That's Gentle And WiseYou've Got A Holy Man Look In Your EyesYou Know Where You're Going, You Know Where You've BeenBut That's Not Why My Nails Are Tearing Into Your SkinPre-ChorusSo Let's Get This Straight, I'm Not In For The Long HaulSo Spare Me The Roses The Wine And The SongIt All Boils Down To The Raw ProtoplasmChorus'Cause This Ain't The Real ThingIt's Just A SpasmThis Ain't The Real ThingInstrumentalOutroBut Who Needs The Real ThingWhen We've Got The Spasm