IntroVerse 1First It Was Pluto, The Furthest, Coldest PlanetThey Said It’s Not A Planet After AllThen Suddenly A Dollar Isn’t Worth A DollarAnd Banks Too Big To Fail Began To FallAll Of This And More, I Could Accept That’s How It GoesBut Now I’m Down Here Begging On My Knees‘Cause Now They’re Trying To Tell UsLou Gehrig Didn’t DieOf Lou Gehrig’s DiseaseVerse 2You All Remember Lou, The Yankee Slugger WhoAlong With Babe Ruth Made The Bronx Bombers GoRuth He Batted Third, Gehrig FourthA Little Thing Called Murderer’s RowChange History, Make It New, Lindbergh Sailed The Ocean BlueBut Don’t Tear Down My Idols PleaseDon't Say Lou Gehrig Didn’t DieOf Lou Gehrig’s DiseaseBridgeNever Be Another GehrigNever Be Another RuthAll The Modern SluggersGot There On The JuiceRipken Broke The Iron Horse’s StreakBut Ripken Never Had His Own DiseaseInstrumental BreakBridgeWhose Disease Is It, Whose Disease Was ItIf You Didn’t Get It, If You Didn't Catch ItJim Bob Jorgensen’s Disease?Flora Richardson’s DiseaseChan-Ho’s Disease?Muhammad Braznaka’s DiseaseWhose Disease Was It?Whose Disease Was It?Whose Disease Was It?Verse 3Next They’ll Be Sayin Grant Isn’t BuriedIn Grant’s Tomb -- Nope, A Guy Named PettitThe White House Isn’t White, Red Square Isn’t RedAnd The Alamo? Just Forget ItMondale Beat Reagan, Nixon, He Beat KennedyAnd Lassie, Lassie Has FleasIf Lou Gehrig Didn’t DieOf Lou Gehrig’s DiseaseOutroLou Gehrig’s DiseaseLou Gehrig’s Disease
