* Represents Lyrics I Couldn't Figure Out. I Listened A Dozen Times, Looked All Over The Internet, And Came UpEmpty.IntroPop! Popularity KillsVerse 1Clifford's Got An Eyepatch, But He's Got A Good Ear For MusicMelissa Is A Good Catch With Two Good Eyes, But She Can't See A Thing. Oh!The Steps Are Getting Higher; They're Making Fun With Birds At A Run*A Plastic-Coated Smile Is All She's Got And She Uses It A Lot. Yeah.Pre-ChorusShe's Got ItGot ItYeah, Too Bad Cuz,ChorusPop! Popularity KillsPop! Popularity KillsVerse 2Now Clifford's Got A Penthouse. His 21St And The Scene Is Looking Grey*Melissa, She Is White Trash. She Never Married, But Her Fifth Kid's On The Way. Waah! Waah!He Cruises In A Rambler; The Story's Out, But It Makes Him Very Proud*She's Living In A Camper, She Lost It All And Now She's Off The Wall.Pre-ChorusShe's Got ItGot ItYeah, Too Bad Cuz,ChorusPop! Popularity KillsPop! Popularity KillsBridgeSixteen Candles, And No One To Blow Them OutSixteen Days Ago, She Took Herself Out, Oh No.OutroPopularity KillsPop! Popularity KillsPop! Popularity KillsPop! Popularity KillsPop! Popularity KillsPop! Popularity KillsPop! Popularity KillsYeah, Too Bad
