IntroVerse 1Rams And Jams, Bulls And BiscuitsCrafts And Cattle, Sheep And ShortbreadBrought Before The Steward’s GazeStock And Produce, Craft DisplaysIt’s A Day When People Have A GoIt’s The Local District ShowVerse 2Akubras, Moleskins, Ties And TinniesTrade And Pleasure, Booze And BusinessAll The Experts ‘Round The BarWill Tell You Where The Best Sheep AreFrom Mumblebone Or Old AshroseYou’ll Find A Man Who KnowsChorusOnce A Year From All AroundThey All Converge On The ShowgroundSome Just Look, Some CompeteFor Some It’s Just A Chance To MeetThe Kids'll Walk You Off Your FeetBut Everyone’ll Go To The Local District ShowVerse 3Dagwood Dogs, Chips And ChildrenSideshow Alley, Shams And ShootingRed-Nosed Blokes, A Shabby PrizeKiosk Girl With Hard, Dark EyesTomorrow They’ll Be On The GoIt’s Just Another ShowChorusOnce A Year From All AroundThey All Converge On The ShowgroundSome Just Look, Some CompeteFor Some It’s Just A Chance To MeetThe Kids'll Walk You Off Your FeetBut Everyone’ll Go To The Local District ShowVerse 4Sprays And Presses, Dips And Demos“Score A Bargain”, Says The Sales RepA Brand New Tank To Fit Your NeedSpecial Deals On Wire Or FeedThey’ll Tell You It’s All Priced To GoOnly At The ShowChorusOnce A Year From All AroundThey All Converge On The ShowgroundSome Just Look, Some CompeteFor Some It’s Just A Chance To MeetThe Kids'll Walk You Off Your FeetBut Everyone’ll Go To The Local District ShowVerse 5Sale At 3, Bids And BuyersSpotters Scan “Hold The Hammer!”The Auctioneer He Spits And Roars“For A 25 These Rams Are Yours!”Bids Fly Quickly To And FroWhen They Auction At The ShowChorusOnce A Year From All AroundThey All Converge On The ShowgroundSome Just Look, Some CompeteFor Some It’s Just A Chance To MeetThe Kids'll Walk You Off Your FeetBut Everyone’ll Go To The Local District Show