Verse 1Not H.p. LovecraftNor Stephen KingIn Their Darkest Moments,Who Would Dream Such A Thing?Humongous HomunculusSpeaker Of LiesIt Is Said To Be DeathTo Look In Its EyesVerse 2What's Its Name?This Creature Of Malice?No One Knows For SureBut The Locals Call Him Neil Patrick FallonRumor Has It He's A Government ExperimentAnd Everything About Him Is A MasqueradeOthers Say He's A Heavenly AngelGetting Ready For The End Of DaysPre-ChorusCall Your Mama, Call Your PaTell Everybody Here What You SawCall The Sheriff, Go Get The PriestVegetable, Mineral, Man, Or Beast?ChorusHe's A No-Good Double DealingSnake-Eyed Soul StealingSerpent Of A Thing You'd Be Hard Pressed ToCall A ManHouse-Breaking, Money TakingGod's Punishment; There's No MistakingHis Footprints Leave Only Empty Eyes And Wasted LandsInterludeVerse 3Cryptozoological Would Not Even Begin To Explain ItWe Know Not Where It Comes From, Nor Do We Know Its MotivationPre-ChorusWake The Governor, Close The RoadsPack Your Suitcase, Charge Your PhonesNeither Living Nor DeceasedVegetable, Mineral, Man, Or Beast?ChorusHe's A No-Good Double DealinFork-Tongued Faith HealingSerpent Of A Thing You'd Be Hard Pressed ToCall A ManHouse-Breaking, Money TakingGod's Punishment; There's No MistakingHis Footprints Leave Only Empty Eyes And Wasted LandsOutroNot H.p. LovecraftNor Stephen KingIn Their Darkest Moments,Who Would Dream Such A Thing?No-Good Double DealingSnake-Eyed Soul StealingNothing But Empty Eyes And Wasted LandsNot H.p. LovecraftNor Stephen KingIn Their Darkest Moments,Who Would Dream Such A Thing?No-Good Double DealingFork-Tongued Faith HealingNothing But Empty Eyes And Wasted Lands
