Ballad Of Bobby Petrino, (The Girl In The Athletic Department With The Volleyball Shorts)Originally Done By Am730 Yahoo Sports Radio's Chris Vernon (Now Defunct)Verse 1Riding Down The Highway, A Girls' On My Bike. Man, I Never Felt So AliveScreaming Pig Sooie At The Top Of Our Lungs. Man, I Never Had This Much FunBut Then She Reached Around And Put Her Hand On My Thigh. I Was In Heaven And I Closed My EyesNext Thing I Knew, I Wound Up In A Ditch, Oh Man, I Should Have Never Messed With This...ChorusGirl In The Athletic Department In The Volleyball ShortsGirl In The Athletic Department In The Volleyball ShortsVerse 2My Face Is Messed Up. My Harley's In The Shop And I Don't Know If I'll Keep My JobAll Because She Reached Around To My Thigh. I Was In Heaven And I Closed My EyesNext Thing I Knew, I Wound Up In A Ditch, Oh Man, I Should Have Never Messed With This...ChorusGirl In The Athletic Department In The Volleyball ShortsBeware Of The Girl In The Voll-Ey-Ball Shorts, She'll Touch Your Wiener...OutroGirl In The Athletic Department In The Volleyball Shorts
