IntroChorusIt's A Big Ol Goose Egg, Gang,It's A Fat Zero!Here We Are,It's A Fat Zero!And If We Check My Point Total Here,It's A Big Ol Goose Egg, Gang,It's A Fat Zero!Verse 1My Points Tell The Story Of Who I Am, Where I've Come FromAnd What I've DoneYou Can Have My Points When You Pry Them From My Cold Dead HandsI Would No Soner Surrender My PointsThan I Would Surrender My LifeYou Shall Not Have My PointsChorusIt's A Big Ol Goose Egg, Gang,It's A Fat Zero!Here We Are,It's A Fat Zero!And If We Check My Point Total Here,It's A Big Ol Goose Egg, Gang,It's A Fat Zero!InterludeI Know What's Going On Here(Oh My Points! Fuck!)I Know What's Going On Here(Oh Shit Oh Fuckass)I Know What's Going On Here(Nooo I'm Supposed To Be The Smarty!)Ok I Do(I Fucking Buffed It Dude, I Shitted It, Noo!)N.c.Bing BongFinal chorusIt's A Big Ol Goose Egg, Gang,It's A Fat Zero!Here We Are,It's A Fat Zero!And If We Check My Point Total Here,It's A Big Ol Goose Egg, Gang,Big Ol' Goose Egg Gang,It's A Fat Zero!OutroN.c.The Musical Version Of Edging Is Happening.