Verse 1Somewhere In The Southern SuburbsThere's A Meeting Of The MothersIn A Coffee ShopIt's The Sports Coach AgainHe's Far Too CompetitiveAnd They're Only Under 10Verse 2On The Field A Pair Of PloversProtecting Nest And One AnotherFrom Uncontested ScrumsAnd The Dads On The StandsSay Offside, Off His Feet, ObstructionReferee Be DamnedVerse 3A Shadow ExtendsOver Hospital BendIt's Bumper To Bumper4:30PmNonsense On KfmOh It's Just Another Mistimed CommuteAnd When I Get HomeI'll Wrap Myself Around The CommonA Solemn Tuesday AfternoonThe Clouds Descending From The MountainTo Rain On Me, To Rain On AllThe Slightly Overweight Dog WalkersOn All The Fitbit-Wearing FreaksOn Every Son, On Every DaughterOn Every Cape Town FamilyCause When A Shadow ExtendsOver Hospital BendA Storm Is A-Brewing5:30PmSomeone Tries And Fails To Stump John Maytham Over AgainHe Knows His StuffHe Knows His StuffHe Knows His Stuff
