Verse 1How The Hell Are YouI Guess I’m Doing FineHard To Believe It’s BeenSuch A Damn Long TimeSo You Gotta Another Bun In The OvenAnd You’re Getting An AbortionBut All That Pressure To Get Married’sGone Now That Your Grandma’s DeadPre-chorusBut You Still Wanna Be SomebodyYeah You’re Gonna Be SomebodyLet’s Get Together At The Downtown Hardee’sChorusOoo It’s Been A Long Time ComingKnowing You’re AroundThey Shut The Sugar Factory Down And It’s All Condos NowYeah It’s Been A Long Time ComingSeeing Your FaceI Think The Last Time I Saw YouYou Were Deep In A Hole Of Liquid KVerse 2So You’re Still Living Outside New YorkHopping Around A Bunch Of Spots You Can’t AffordA Bubblegum SituationA Hapless ProvocationVia Candlelit ConversationAnother Lonely Modern LaymanPre-chorusBut You Still Wanna Be SomebodyYeah You’re Gonna Be SomebodyLet’s Go Rob The Hobby LobbyDid You Ever Figure Out Where The Heart Is?ChorusOoooo It’s Been A Long Time ComingSeeing You AroundSo The Money Ran Out ButYou Get By Dancing NowYeah It’s Been A Long Time ComingKnocking At My DoorI’m Sorry How I Left Things With YaCed Up On The Bathroom FloorBridgeI Really Could Have Been A Better FriendEven Though I Really Loved You ThenI Left You Just Like Your Daddy DidI Really Am So Sorry, ShivChorusLosing On An 8 BallHanging Out At The Outlet MallAuntie Anne’s Next To The Big And TallSucking Down A 4LokoJumping Naked In The ReservoirSmashing Bottles On A Brick WallCan You Pick Me Up On Baltimore?Yeah I’m Outside The Betty FordYeah I'm Outside The Betty FordYeah I’m Outside The Betty FordYeah I’m Outside The Betty FordYeah I’m Outside The Betty Ford
