IntroVerse 1She Took Me And Her Mom Down To The Jewelry ShopWanted A Second OpinionPlatinum Or Yellow Gold, There’s That Lump In My ThroatI Helped Her Make That DecisionChorusAnd I Waited To Cry ‘Til I Got In My CarOh, How Can Good News Be So Damn HardIt’s Not That I’m Not Happy For Everyone ElseBut When Do I Get To Be Happy For MyselfVerse 2I’m Wearing Navy Baby Blue, She’s Looking At Her GroomHe Looks At Her Like She’s SpecialWedding Cake On Her Cheek, I’ll Give The Greatest SpeechSmile While I’m Throwing Rose PetalsChorusAnd I Waited To Cry ‘Til I Got In My CarOh, How Can Good News Be So Damn HardIt’s Not That I’m Not Happy For Everyone ElseBut When Do I Get To Be Happy For MyselfBridgeWhen Do I Find The Guy Who Buys The Ring And Says I Do And Really Does The ThingAnd My Mama Cries ‘Cause She Knows I’m GoodAnd Treats Me Like She Always Prayed He WouldAnd The Pictures Stay On The Walls Forever And I Don’t Wonder If There’s Someone BetterOn Someone’s Day, I Ain’t Jealous As HellNo, It’s Not That I’m Not Happy For Everyone ElseBut When Do I Get To Be Happy For Myself