Verse 1I Found A Curse Word In My Crossword So I Ran To Show My DadI Was Sure He'd Be Upset To See But All He Did Was LaughPre-ChorusHe Said "Son Did You Circle It, Son Did You Circle It"I Said "No I Didn't Circle It, No, I Know Better Than That"ChorusHe Said "Accidents Happen And God Am I Guilty Of ThoseIf They're Backwards Diagonal, Don't Worry, Nobody Knows"Verse 2I Found A Curse Word In My Crossword So I Asked Him Why It's ThereSurely There's An Editor To Catch This Kind Of ErrorPre-ChorusHe Said "Son Did You Search For It, Son Did You Search For It"I Said "No, I Didn't Search For It, No, I Just Found It There"ChorusHe Said "Accidents Happen And God Am I Guilty Of ThoseIf They're Backwards Diagonal, Don't Worry, Nobody Knows"BridgeHe Said Infinite Letters All Mixing So RandomWill Happen To Trip Up And Spit Out A Bad OneYou Cannot Take Issue With Every Mix-Up Or MistakeIf You're Searching For Worries So Harmless And Trivial/ The Finger You're Pointing Is Always The Middle OneAlways Be Ready For Something To Ruin Your DayHe Said, Son Just Don't Circle It, Circle The Ones In The Bank...But Dad What If I Wrote A Song And Halfway Through Writing That SongI Realized I Kept Saying "Crossword"When I Meant "Word Search"He Said "Son Did You Circle It, Son Did You Circle It"ChorusHe Said "Accidents Happen And God Am I Guilty Of ThoseIf You Don't Draw Attention Then Maybe Nobody'll KnowOutroMistakes Are Forgivable, You Get A Little Bad LuckIf They Happen To Happen Just Pass It And Laugh At ItMove On And Don't Give A Backwards Diagonal
