ChorusCall Me Out, Call Me Out, Talk About All My IssuesLay 'Em Out On The Ground, Line 'Em Up From The One You Wish ToTalk Most About To The Least And I'll Give You All The Reasons I KeepLike Receipts Just For When You Call Me OutFor When You Call Me Out...Verse 1Welcome To Your Quarterly Review!You'll Find Your Packet Includes A Manilla Stack Of ConclusionsWe Gathered All Of Your Peers, And Boy Did They All Review YaAll Your Friends Have Agreed That All Of Your Nicknames Are Mean AndDemand You Stop Calling Steven... "Sensitive Steven"The Consensus Is Out, There's No Contention Or DoubtIf You're Gonna Call Us Names, We Are Gonna Call You OutChorusCall Me Out, Talk About All My IssuesLay 'Em Out On The Ground, Line 'Em Up From The One You Wish ToTalk Most About To The Least And I'll Give You All The Reasons I KeepLike Receipts Just For When You Call Me OutFor When You Call Me Out...Verse 2Welcome To Your Annual Review!You'll Find Good News In Your Letter, Most Of Your Metrics Are BetterN.c.You Have Proven You Can Listen, However...You Must Think We're Naïve If You Had Truly BelievedYou Thought You'd Get Away With Calling Steven "Crybaby Steve"But The Board Recognizes That Steve Does Cry All The TimeSo We Can Let This One Slide, But Next Time... We'll Call You OutBridgeI Push Your Buttons On Purpose... I Weigh The Side Effects VersusThe Attention It Stirs Up And Then Determine It's Worth ItA Plot To Get On Your Nerves It's... On Purpose...It's Repercussion Roulette, You Never Know What You'll GetEnough Consecutive Empty Threats'll Go To Your HeadIt's Repercussion Roulette, You Never Know What You'll GetEnough Consecutive Empty Threats'll Go To Your HeadIt's Repercussion Roulette, You Never Know What You'll GetEnough Consecutive Empty Threats'll Go To Your HeadIt's Chekhov's Gun In Your Pocket With The Intention To Stop ItBut That Gun's Going Off Whether You Like It Or NotChorusSo Call Me Out, Call Me Out, Scream And Shout And I'll Fix ItAnd I Vow, This Is It, Get It Out Of My SystemI Can Change, I Can Reason, Act My Age (Unlike Steven)I'll Behave, Starting Now, I Know HowBecause You Called Me Out
