If Heavens A Country Cub

Bryan Andrews

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Bryan Andrews Lyrics "If Heaven's A Country Club" Verse 1 If Heaven's A Country Club Somewhere Way Up In The Clouds Where Old Men In Polos Complain That The Music's Too Loud Where Weirdos And Freaks And People With Kinks Ain't Allowed If I Know Jesus I Think Even He Would Sneak Out Chorus If Behind Heaven's Gate Is The World's Lamest Rave Where They're All Dressed Beige Cause They Kicked Out The Gays And There's No Margaritas Or Decent Tequila It's All Southern Belle And No Senorita If Heaven's Fried Chicken Without Any Spices God Sounds Like A Douche And I Don't Think I'd Like Em I Can't Pay The Dues And Neither Can You But Oh Well If Heaven's A Country Club I Guess I'll See You In Hell Verse 2 If You Want Heaven To Hit Like A Party Stop Clutching Your Pearls And Throwing Shit Fits When A Boy Paints His Nails Like A Girl Stop Picking And Choosing The Verses To Use When It Matches The Views Of That Dweeb On Fox News Make Heaven A Rager Start Loving Your Neighbor No Cover No List And No God Damn Disclaimer Chorus If Behind Heaven's Gate Is The World's Lamest Rave Where They're All Dressed Beige Cause They Kicked Out The Gays And There's No Margaritas Or Decent Tequila It's All Southern Belle And No Senorita If Heaven's Fried Chicken Without Any Spices God Sounds Like A Douche And I Don't Think I'd Like Em I Can't Pay The Dues And Neither Can You But Oh Well If Heaven's A Country Club I Guess I'll See You In Hell Chorus Behind Heaven's Gate Is The World's Lamest Rave Where They're All Dressed Beige Cause They Kicked Out The Gays And There's No Margaritas Or Decent Tequila It's All Southern Belle And No Senorita If Heaven's Fried Chicken Without Any Spices God Sounds Like A Douche And I Don't Think I'd Like Em I Can't Pay The Dues And Neither Can You But Oh Well If Heaven's A Country Club I'll See You In Hell